This page is specifically for my girlfriend Laura.
Hi Laura!

And it is also for everyone else that can not read Dutch.
Or everyone that can read Dutch, but does not understand it.
Yet.
But do not worry, one day, the Dutch will take back what rightfully belongs to them, and then we will rule the world, and make everyone speak Dutch!

Unfortunately, I can not set up this page like the main (Dutch) page of my blog.
Yet.
But one day, I will make this page into an whole English blog, and then I will rule the world.

For now, some translations of my main blog and other stuff…

And a famous quote:

I’ll be back!

Update: Wednesday, August 12, 2009.

I did something horrible.
It is so horrible that I would like to crawl under a rock and die.
Just let me be, I am too ashamed.

…

I placed a translation tool on my blog. And it is aweful!
It is the worst invention ever.
Well ok. Maybe after this. No offense to anyone reading this, who is currently wearing one of course.  But these should be forbidden. Just like the translation tool.

But you can use it. If you want too.
And please do not pay any attention to the grammar.
It is not me.

PS: I am not sure if you know, but I love to go inline skating on the beach…

Tell me, did you ever see someone inline skating on a beach?
How is it possible that this thing translates the word dijk with beach?
Een dijk.
That would be a dyke.
In English.

People, just buy a Rosetta Stone and study Dutch for one week. You will do better than this tool, I tell you.